By my estimates, today will see our 1,000th spam comment on this glorious website, so I thought I’d share a few words to mark the occasion…

Ahem…

Kindly f*ck off!

Sorry folks, I have very short patience for even commercial advertising, but comment spam is possibly the most annoying thing I’ve ever encountered (except Quentin Tarantino of course). So I want to finally set the record straight…

I don’t want to rent SEO services from a company who don’t have real email addresses, I don’t want to buy cheap pharmaceuticals online, I’m quite happy with the size of my penis, the quotes from books would be marginally interesting if I didn’t get each one three times, I’m not interested in seeing 40 links to spammy and virus infested sites, I don’t want to confirm my bank account details with you, I can’t help you transfer international funds, I don’t want a job receiving money, I’m not going to email you for pictures of naked celebrities and that massive post in Russian doesn’t even make sense in Russian.

… phew, did I miss anyone? Oh well.

I wonder if spammers get this much spam.

Far from being an office software replacement, the first revision of Google Docs, was actually referred to as Google Doc. M.D. and was a comprehensive medical diagnosis search engine. Google Docs M.D. was capable of collecting symptoms and providing non-conclusive diagnoses for thousands of common and rare medical conditions and even provide tutorials for practical and easy to do diagnostic tests that could be performed in non-laboratory conditions to narrow down and even prove your diagnoses without expensive medical or laboratory tests.

Google Doc M.D. Search Results

Google Doc M.D. was already capable of diagnosing a large variety of conditions and provide useful advice on dealing with medical problems. Sadly the project was scrapped before the public Beta because there were too many concerns raised about the validity of a the medical opinion generated by Googles proprietary search algorithm. While every attempt was made to supply a reasonable disclaimer about medical advice from a computer in the end, the lawyers won and Google Doc M.D. was scrapped and the resources pushed towards making an online office suite of a similar name.

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Drink Wii adapter (Patent Pending)

Beloved reader, I am thrilled to announce the release of an all new and ground breaking computer game for the Nintendo Wii console. Building on the success and popularity of Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, the new title Wii Sports Spectator (also available as Wii Sports Fan in the USA) is a new relaxed gaming experience that will see the end of Wii Sports related injuries.

Say goodbye to Wii Tennis Elbow and Wii Golf Back and Shoulder Strain and sit back, relax and enjoy watching your own Wii Sports Tournament.

The game comes with the new and exclusive Drink Wii adapter that allows your Mii character to knock back a few brews in time with your drinking in the real world.

For more information on Wii Sports Spectator, check out this page in our so-called online shop:
http://www.planet-nifty.co.uk/store/wii-sports-spectator-uk/

The current countdown is 1 Years, 2 Months, 19 Days, 11 Hours and 21 Minute until I smile.

The braces continue to keep me entertained. I notice that all the teeth on the right hand side of my mouth are gradually shuffling into their new positions. Not much movement on the left side yet, although I notice that the aligners I’ve got at the moment say “Rx Only” on the packet. So presumably the Left side will get moved around later. I’ve had two ‘stripping’ appointments with my dentist which, was a slightly scary experience at first;

Admittedly I was only scared because the dentist produced what can only be described as a miniature grinder and then said ‘Hold still because I don’t want to cut your face’. Maybe I’m just a bit of chicken.
Anyway the process is painless and pretty quick. You get a small cloud of enamel dust coming out of your mouth as material is shaved off the sides of two teeth to create a gap. Typically the gaps created in my mouth were around  0.1 – 0.3 mm each which is, I’m told, an acceptable loss of material for each tooth and since the loss comes from between two teeth, I reckon’ each tooth is only losing roughly half of that.

I’m on aligner 6 now. No more stripping needed until next year. I’ve also got a complete schedule of all my aligners and appointments for stripping & checkups until the end of the treatment in February 2011. I must say I am looking forward to having a smarter smile. But the aligners can be irritating at times; sometimes I feel like i’ve got a bit of something in my mouth that I just want to spit out. Unfortunately if I do, I’ll probably have to buy a replacement set of aligners or skip forward / backward a set, which could be unpleasant.

Oh well, only 1 Years, 2 Months, 19 Days, 11 Hours and 09 Minutes to go…

It works!

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Did you ever try running a whole website through it though? It’s actually quite cool!

Take a look at this website translated into Japanese:

Looking out of date? Check out the latest nifty lookin’ planet-nifty here.

Of course, you can run pretty much any website through there and I strongly suggest that you do!