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The astonishing true story of how an orphaned boy, sent to boarding school, recedes into an inner world where he imagines himself as a famous wizard winning dangerous magical tournament and getting the girls while, in reality he is bullied and tormented by his classmates and exiled from most levels of social interaction among his peers. Young Mr potter finally comes to find friendship in the unlikely form of a life-size teddybear of a ginger child, normally used for stress-relief ginger boxing, that he names “Ronny”.

Harry and Ronny have many wonderful adventures until, in an argument about who gets to win the chamberpot, playfully dubbed the cup of wiz, one evening. Ronny brutally beats Harry and forces him to drink from the cup of wiz. As a last act of retaliation against his cuddly opressor, Harry ties Ronny up while he sleeps and sets fire to the bed, accidentally burning the school down in the process and killing two students and five faculty members.

Harry is finally imprisoned for his crimes in Azerbaijan prison where he is regularly beaten and raped by an old lifer named ‘Big Ron’ proving once and for all the existence of god.
What a relief.

Format: Doovde

Region: Blueberry (Do you remember when it mattered what region DVD you bought?)

Here’s a short silen movie I made on my iPhone as a kind of proof-of-concept.
Stick Man Hit Man – Sometimes the little guy’s just gotta die.
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It’s always a pleasure to see some silliness from Adam Buxton. This super review of Joss Stone’s Baby Baby Baby is classic Buckles in his Ken Korda guise.

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Just a small snippet of what I did on my holidays. A cruise on the London Eye, complete with panoramic views and hoards of tourists… like me.

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T-mobile Dance 2 video!
Okay, maybe not, but I was inspired to video this when it happened for you guys.

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