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I’m frustrated because my lawnmower broke while I was mowing and now I cant fix it or finish my mowing.

I’m confused because I didn’t really want to mow the lawn and now I can’t. I should be happy, but I’m actually frustrated, which is confusing.

To top it all off, I’ve washed my hands like five times now and they still feel and smell like they’re covered in engine oil, which is depressing.

So I’m fru-con-fu-strat-de…. Er.
I’m not happy.

Posted by Wordmobi

far⋅ci⋅cal

noun
A vehicle with two wheels in tandem, propelled by combustible gas issued forth from the riders buttocks via a form of miniature jet engine connected to the rear wheel and frame, and having handlebars for steering and a saddlelike seat.